The Jolie Pitts have fled the NYC!

On Monday, Angelina went for a stroll through New Orleans with Pax, Zahara and Shiloh.

Who would have thought that Cheetos + Louisiana would ever equal Jolie Pitt, not just Britney Spears!

Meanwhile, Poppa Pitt was out and about in N.O. on his bike.

Where's your helmet, Brad?

Check out his notebook. There's a hand drawn pic of Barack Obama on the cover!

Did they leave Maddox at home to supervise the nannies and watch over the twinsies?

Maddox seems bossy like that!

We want to see the twinsies. When are they going to bring out the twinsies?????

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Jude Law may be losing his hair, but he sure isn't losing his libido!

Maybe the two are indirectly proportional because apparently, the charming cad was recently in NY "scoping out The Box [nightclub] for girls."

And we guess he found just want he was looking for.

According to a source, he took a dancer back with him to his love lair at the Gramercy Park Hotel, where the two locked themselves up for three days.

Jude was also seen drinking it up at the hotel's bar.

Of course his publicist said otherwise - something about vacationing with the kids in London.

Uh huh!

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The only proof we need is her face, but for those of you who need more substantial proof that Rachel Zoe is older than she says she is, the New York Daily News is on to something:

Zoe has been ranting on her new Bravo show, "The Rachel Zoe Project," that she's so anal (and annoying?) because she's a triple Virgo. In astrology terms, that means she was born in the sign of Virgo, her rising sign is a Virgo, and her moon sign is a Virgo.

Well, our experts say that isn't possible if Zoe is 37 and was born on Sept. 1, 1971, as she claims. In fact, says our pro, she'd actually be five to 10 years older than that if she were indeed a Triple-V.

Raisinface sold herself out?!

Loves it.

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Poor Jennifer Aniston. The cripplingly codependent, washed-up actress just can't get a break.

And in the process, she's bumming out everyone around her.

Even her dog - a corgi-terrier named Norman - reportedly needs therapy.

The old dog is said to suffer from aching joints and stiffness, and receives massages, Reiki (A touch-oriented Japanese stress-reduction technique), and acupuncture treatments to the tune of $350 a week.

Apparently Jenn is hesitant to place the dog on medication for his ailments.

Without a man in her life, she's gotta spend that money on someone, right? And, unlike a certain ex-husband, Norman won't go humping co-stars' legs.

Anyway, didn't she just break up with a dog?

Aniston recently admitted that she wishes men were more like dogs, saying, "It wouldn't be bad if, when a man comes home, he'd run to his woman with his tail wagging."

Woof!

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Doesn't Salma Hayek look beautiful and boobalicious in that German-inspired wear?

The hot mom was a guest on the German show Wetten dass…? this past Saturday.

Native son, Karl Lagerfeld, was also a guest on the show that night.

Even he loves Salma's boobs!

[Image via Marco Prosch/Getty Images.]

And so it begins!!!

It all starts to go downhill with a belly ring!!!

Miley Cyrus showed off a new navel piercing at her big 16th birthday bash at Disneyland on Sunday.

Getting your belly button pierced isn't exactly "wholesome" is it????

What's next???

We give her three months before pictures of her boozin' it up or smoking a joint hit the Net!

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Hollywood icon and power gay David Geffen is stepping down from Dream Works, the company he founded, and retiring.

He's 65 years old.

Time to enjoy your senior years!

The United States of Drew!

Drew Barrymore is on the cover of the new Harpers Bazaar and the actress/activist spends A LOT of time talking about the upcoming election and the candidates.

Here are some HIGHlights!

Drew…..

On publicly pledging herself to a political party:
"It’s the first time I’ve really admitted I’m a Democrat.”

On supporting Barack Obama:
“His values…are my values.”

On the Obama campaign:
“What I want to do is work at the headquarters and do my part as a citizen.”

She continues, describing Obama as a:
“uniter and an engager. For example, when I heard him speak about a gay person never having to sit outside the hospital room with their loved one sick inside, I burst into tears because so many people I care about are homosexual and it was profound to have someone be sensitive to that. That’s the kind of world I want to live in, where we’re not holding our own principles in judgment above someone or against someone.”

On her mixed feelings about McCain:
“He is a good person and he does care, but he has voted against things that are shocking as far as people’s liberties and economic choices. I study everyone’s voting record because they say one thing and do another.”

On Sarah Palin:
“I think people realize the intention of the choice.”

On Hillary Clinton:
“It hurts me to see women so upset that she didn’t get in. Not voting because you’re angry? That won’t work.”

On her transformation since she turned 30:
“My priorities have changed so much. I’ve been single for months now, and I’ve turned my attention toward my passions, my friends, and the causes I believe in. I’ve learned to put myself second. I’ve had a couple fun, frolicky relationships, but really, I got out of a five-year relationship and I dated a few people here and there. Mostly it’s been about learning who I am, not through a man, but for myself. I’ve been spending time with my friends and doing more traveling with the U.N…and challenging myself at work. I’m so happy with where my priorities are right now.”

On the youth voting statistics:
“I’m impressed with young people’s awareness of the issues, but I don’t understand why their voting numbers are so low…That’s got to change.”

She continues:
“I can’t imagine why we all don’t want desperately to take care of each other. We need to be passionately inspired by the fact that we can take our environment and our country back.”

Rocker Eddie Van Halen is finally going to remarry.

Van Halen, 53, has proposed to his girlfriend, 38 year-old publicist Janie Liszewski.

This summer the rocker and his gal were vacationing in Hawaii. That's when he took her to a private room at a Tiffany's store and popped the question.

A source says, "They are happy, healthy, very much in love and looking forward to living life together forever. They are devoted to each other and to experiencing life in a whole new, positive and passionate way."

This will be the first wedding for Liszewski and the second for Van Halen.

Eddie was previously married to Jenny Craig spokeswoman Valerie Bertinelli, with whom they have a 17 year old-son, Wolfgang.

According to the source, the couple plans to marry next June.

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Tina Fey as Sexy Sarah! Sexy Sarah as Tina Fey????

This is giving us a headache!

While the Republican Veep candidate has joked about dressing up as Tina Fey for Halloween, the spoofed may spoof the spoofer in an upcoming broadcast of NBC's Weekend Update on Thursday.

Nothing is set in stone yet, but rumor has it that the Sarah-Palin-as-Tina-Fey spoof will be a take on Fey's American Express commercials.

Can she do it?

We all know she can play the skin flute.

We can't even begin to fathom what might happen if the rumor is true.

The world might explode.

Pew-pew!

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